erbofc dr. eggman vs doctor octopus announcer: epic rap battles of fictional culture dr. eggman vs doctor octopus!! begin!erbofc dr. eggman vs doctor octopus by flyscratch
Dr. Eggman: Yo The Name's Eggman Don't You Forget It Dude It's True I Never Defeated Sonic While You Never Defeated Spider-Man So
How Can You Beat Me When You Failed So Many Times?
dr. octopus: so i never defeated spider so what i killed him ounce in a issue your a failure a doctor your shaped like a egg you were a robot
first so how does that work?
Dr. Eggman: Don't Make Me Laugh I'll Make You Feel the Wrath so Just Call Me Shao Kahn After This Battle is Done You'll be Left Alone
dr. octopus: shao kahn please you can't compare to him your fat i'm strong i will hit you on the head till till you crack and give you wack
that way i can make you into an omelette
Dr. Eggman: I'll Make You Into a Robot Call Out The Sinister Six Cause You'll Need Avenging Let Me Mention You May Have Killed Spider-
Man Once in a Issue But Once You Meet Sonic You'll Understand Why You'll Never Win
doctor octopus: oh real
ERT: Deadpool vs. Peter GriffinERT: Deadpool vs. Peter Griffin by Tohokari-Steel
EPIC RAP TOURNAMENT OF HISTORY!!!
Peter Griffin: Me rapping against you? This sounds like my cutaways!
You'll go down quicker than the movies by Michael Bay
(Shows cutaway of all the Michael Bay movies)
I dominate Fox with more shows created by Seth
While you just hop around and scream like you're under meth!
So you can heal? Big deal! We got canceled but we came back!
Our awards are real! So easy, it's a steal! Something that your video game lacked
Be sure you and Mickey stay tune to Fox next fall!
I'll break you more than you breaking the fourth wall!
Deadpool: OOH! I'm so hurt, wait no I'm not!
Your series sucked with every season it got!
I'm the Merc with a Mouth, you're a comedic disease!
So, I'll just cut you up and do your wife if I please!
The voices in my head tell me you're a comedy hack
With a voice almost as annoying as Rebecca Black!
I'm always funny, you've got a brain made of glass!
And you're a libe
EPIC RAP BATTLE RICK GRIMES VS TALLAHASSEEEPIC RAP BATTLE RICK GRIMES VS TALLAHASSEE by SmellMehFeet
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSES
RICK GRIMES (The Walking Dead)
No need to talk yet
Cos I'm the Sherriff 'round here
And if I must, then I'll have to beat you, the Gorgon Sisters and the queer.
You think this whole thing is a game?
You need to learn to survive
Remember - keep the safety off
Stick with me and you'll stay alive
Naming yourself your destination
That's your master security?
We set up base and keep close watch
Build up an effective community
See, what you're good at is killing zombies
But what you can't do is everything else
That's where any normal man comes in
But I'm not giving you any helps
You're just a peppy little spitfuck
There ain't no law around here
Don't pester me about survival
Your people are dropping far and near
And if the one thing I can do is kill zombies
That's one more thing than you, kid
You run from a few "Walkers"?
A thousand dead zombies - my final bid
You all manage not to say zombie