EPIC RAP BATTLE RICK GRIMES VS TALLAHASSEEEPIC RAP BATTLE RICK GRIMES VS TALLAHASSEE by SmellMehFeet
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSES
RICK GRIMES (The Walking Dead)
No need to talk yet
Cos I'm the Sherriff 'round here
And if I must, then I'll have to beat you, the Gorgon Sisters and the queer.
You think this whole thing is a game?
You need to learn to survive
Remember - keep the safety off
Stick with me and you'll stay alive
Naming yourself your destination
That's your master security?
We set up base and keep close watch
Build up an effective community
See, what you're good at is killing zombies
But what you can't do is everything else
That's where any normal man comes in
But I'm not giving you any helps
You're just a peppy little spitfuck
There ain't no law around here
Don't pester me about survival
Your people are dropping far and near
And if the one thing I can do is kill zombies
That's one more thing than you, kid
You run from a few "Walkers"?
A thousand dead zombies - my final bid
You all manage not to say zombie
ERB Kingpin Vs. Lex LuthorEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Greetings everyone I am the Kingpin of Crime.
Watch me prevail in this battle of rhyme.
I, Wilson Fisk, have been quite successful in my business.
Even though my methods can be a bit vicious
I practically have New York in the palm of my hand.
My power and influence is more than you can understand.
Though I know you would love to think you are wiser.
But before ’85 you were just a Mad Scientist Wannabe MacGyver.
After Infinite Crisis you became a bit more like me.
I’m touched, after all Imitation is the sincerest form of Flattery.
Are you implying that I am a ripoff of you? Oh please.
For starters I am not morbidly obese.
My refined legacy could never be out-done.
For starters I was a “MacGyver” LONG before Richard Dean Anderson.
I’m a well known leader of the Legion of Doom so I have the right to boast.
The amount of super villains you lead are about 6 at most.
But perhaps I